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The eighth day
Although history will remember as a man methodical and abiding, had gone a long time since the inauguration of the conclave and guardian of the door did not announce its arrival. It was only 40 minutes late. Entered into the hall, stealth, pretending to go unnoticed, but all convened were aware that Adam Smith was not timely scottish had receded, and also to thank you for your wisdom, for his righteousness and thoroughness. The daemon reconfirmed that the biographies of the great characters often hide their shortcomings and that of the prestigious A. Smith had not been an exception.
The ceremonial welcome was due to put to the father of the invisible hand of the market would include the grounds of his resurrection and what god expected of it. It was not easy to explain that there had been the second exception in the history, in order to get something almost as a miracle how to recover the life of Lazarus after his death. Even had decided to slow down environmental temperature hell with the intention is to achieve maximum comfort of 72,000. This was not add problems that compromised the smooth movement of the best ideas of history, the best minds that gave humanity. Nothing was left to chance. Until a studied tired decor, referred to the old councils of centuries, was intended not to jump with fright resucitados. Only had permitted the license of posting a sign, fueled by heat, the chairman of the room with the theme “ full universal employment ”, written in the fourteen languages who spoke the famous convened.
It was easy to solve this problem, the poliglotismo. On the database was not possible to find any individual who is capable of exercising as a translator simultaneously in all languages that would be in there. Even more difficult to subject, some of the presentations would be developed at languages already killed like latin or coptic. It was possible to find thousands of ratings to gauge the degree of evil of sinners or the level of kindness of the innocent, but no one was that the ventura or malice could interact with multilingualism. Fortunately, an old Angel, disgraced also recalled that, in year 1356 a lady cultured, and travelling came to dominate almost all the languages available on the world. God also revived in order to realize that goal.
We are in the year 2100 and still remained one of the few problems that humanity had failed to solve. Thousands of economists, thinkers, philosophers, politicians and academics had discussed the matter, without any of them could bring a country in all its population to work and perceived a decent income, permanently, safe from the capricious cycles. Million books, thousands of specialized magazines and hundreds of notebooks on the labour market had addressed the issue, without any of them gave with the philosopher's stone that make productive activity in an uninterrupted mana of well-paid employment, and without exclusions. It is true that some countries, and the privileged few, had resulted in the natural unemployment rate, but god intended that the problem of lack of jobs disappear forever, every corner of the universe.
Strangely, it the issue had no altruistic motivation. This was pure pragmatism that sought to address the dangerous events that made out of his reign. Unfortunately, that was centuries had been banned for bonfires heretics, and the absence of fear and promoted the claims, resulting in a climate of contention was trembling a solid foundation of the eternal peace. Had uncovered widespread behaviours and not tackled with determination that they had opened a debate on a incuestionada existence for two millennia. The last century had been unlucky a headache for a god fearful of the proximity of its end, if you did not offer humanity a demonstration of your wisdom, able to resolve intractable problems throughout history. It was essential to a test of faith to maintain a reign that no longer appeared to be as eternal.
With this claim, raised the best minds in humanity and convened in a secret conclave so that i discovered a solution to one of the problems that civilization had not managed to resolve. Liberal and interventionist, empirical and theoretical, philosophers and pragmatic were cited with that sole mission, before being returned to their well-deserved rest forever. Marx, Keynes, Hume, Kant, Engels and many other experts, including impuntual A. Smith, were called upon to facilitate this miracle god, in the form of elixir, which make ruda stone of the economy in the precious gold. To announce to the four winds that God had given to the solution to all humankind, that the problem of unemployment have vanished forever from the face of the earth, guaranteed at least another millennium of indisputable existence.
The daemon would act as moderator and, above all, in contrast the practical results of each theory on reality. Playing with advantage. Had an asset which did not have a rest lecturers. His immortality allowed to know what the resucitados unknown. The actual results for the implementation of each theory on the ground did not allow for discussions and it was impossible to refute his arguments. Every time Marx or any of his creed opened his mouth to praise its principles planners, the daemon when the experience of countries where their theories only brought misery and backwardness. Keynes and Smith were partner when it comes to defending postulates similar as the panacea to the problem, but the devil said that none of the countries that had implemented their liberal theories had achieved the intended.
The task, which did not seem easy since its conception is complicated with each session. The long and tedious debates led to fierce disputes which have made the thesis in irreconcilable positions. As if they were crabs, each meeting represented a setback because most enrocaba are in the virtues of his theory, creating an environment that is not a conciliator. The devil had to morderse language and prudence to throw the clarity of some claims with the results of its practical application. After one week of endless debates, comparing the historical evolution and the current situation in Greece and understood that convene Socrates and plato might have been a mistake, but after analysing the reality of Italy and egypt, with the current approaches and golden ages lived the Plinios of lombardy and Hipatia of alexandria, concluded that it would be too unfair scolded if some and did not comply with all.
God received the minutes of meetings, and he understood that, with that methodology, it was impossible to progress. The time he played against him. Every day afloraban new cases of paedophilia that would undermine confidence in the Church and the new divine contribution in order to achieve the perfect world, with full employment eternal, was most needed, almost urgent. We marked the immutable deadline of one year to facilitate the resolution. Meanwhile, could dispense with record that i explained the scene in these soporíferas meetings. The damn bureaucracy had come down to hell, one hundred and fifty years later, to solve anything.
Then came the day. Lucifer was called to heaven. What who searched them properly before accessing. Escorted by four Angels divine security came through the doors of the office Of the heavenly. they turned on and hands in their pockets. He was not responsible for the failure of the mission. They have failed to give you the solution and you can return them to the site from which the did, he said. God did not concealed its malaise. Kuffaar, fired a number of questions that have not received a reply. On his behalf, the devil you know that had concluded that perhaps there was no magic formula that intended. Assured him that speakers had been implemented in its duties, that none was slow to to do their best, but perhaps were trying to solve an impossibility. Nothing is impossible for me, i afeó God. You go again and that worries me. I Thought you were arrepintiendo of your past behaviour, but i see that to make additional complications insistes in existence. The devil, as a demonstration of good will and purpose of amendment, i proposed that since an issue seemed almost impossible, that unemployment will remain an almost insoluble problem, the universal duty to implement a powerful social protection, so that unemployment was a fundamental right and well-funded. Did not want to disturb God but, given the evidence of the problem, the wisest thing to do was to limit the impact of the effects.